Let's cut out the middle man, shall we?
Cheez-it flavored lip balm.
Really? I mean, come on. Anyone worth their salt in cheeze byproducts knows (KNOWS) that this is a completely unnecessary waste of money. So wasteful. Money down the drain wasteful. Burnin’ money wasteful. Wipe your ass wasteful. Just plain wasteful.
Why? Oh, I’ll tell you why. This shit was figured out a looooong time ago. By a certain cat named Chester. That’s right, folks. Chester Cheeto. Everyone knows that cheetos, by nature, leave a pretty permanent stain on fingers/lips/face/clothing/ceilings. And that stain tastes and smells exactly like the real thing. All it takes is a few of those crunchy (or puffy…) little devils and you’re in business. Forget this Cheez-it bullmess. I’m done with it.
But Laptop, what if I don’t eat cheetos and I still want my mouth to taste like cheeze?
I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. I swear, some people.
