LOLz Pandaphants + America’s Past time
I couldn’t resist. The pandaphants are off-the-charts silly.
You know what else is off-the-charts? Guess. No, not Michael Jackson’s posthumous itunes sales (although they probably are…). The fucking mercury. Thermometers don’t even go up this high. I was practically sweating during a cold shower, and let me tell you, that doesn’t bode well for the wash-rinse-repeat cycle. WASTEFUL.
Anyhoodles, speaking of sweating, I’m going to the Rangers game tonight. MT got a suite (what, what??) and there’s going to be an open-bar sort of thing going on. I’m going to get helladrunk, eat some peanuts and cracker jacks, do the wave, fall down some stairs, and steal some souvenirs. Hopefully I can accomplish this all before the opening pitch, ‘cause i really plan on getting some zzzz’s and waking up for a nice seventh-inning-stretch stretch. And more booze + cotton candy.
Soooo… take me out to the ballgame.
UPDATE
Foul ball. Oh yes I did.
