ShrimpOnTheBarbee-InThePoolPartee
Whooooah nelly! Slap on that SPF, fire up the grill, and light up a spliff ‘cuz it’s officially summer!
So. Friday NIGHT. Where was I? Chillin’ with Jill & Co. at her sister’s SICK house. She’s housesitting for the weekend, and as they say, when the cat’s away… Amazing food was prepared and consumed. Adult beverages were poured and consumed.
Then, with swollen bellies and a lack of balance and inhibitions, we tore off our clothes and cannonballed into the HEATED pool.
Okay, swimsuits were worn. But that kind of ruins the whole “tearing off the clothes” comment. Whatever. This isn’t a porn site. Jeez.
Anyway, this morning I woke up ridiculously early (damn you, sunshine!), nursed my budding hangover and somehow made it to my 9:30 spin class. Kicked my assssss - sweaty sweaty sweaty. Definitely not a “just glisten” kind of girl. I smell like a drunk dinosaur, excreting carnivorous toxins and pure-grain-alcohol. Groddy.
Anyhoo, this afternoon should be more of the same. Pool partay at 1:00. I’m a small girl, so day-drinking has always been a bit of a challenge for me (logistically speaking), so we’ll see how it all shakes out. I’m sure I’ll drunk blog about it. I always do.
