In the world of hybrid cutlery, names are half the fun
Honestly, I’ve always been partial to the “spork” — but I could probably be talked into the “spife”. Especially if I need to cut up whatever shit I’ve mixed into my bucket o’ ice cream…

Honestly, I’ve always been partial to the “spork” — but I could probably be talked into the “spife”. Especially if I need to cut up whatever shit I’ve mixed into my bucket o’ ice cream…
