December 2009
5 posts
On the Menu: Old People Food
Last I checked I still had my own teeth. Well, almost all of them, but that freak one in the back was a baby tooth and was never going to make it through my twenties. Anyway, for the past few days my stomach has inexplicably forgotten that it is, in fact, an INTERNAL organ. Thankfully, it didn’t successfully escape, but everything I’ve ever swallowed in my life made it out in the...
Nice & Naughty
On the left? St. Mary’s heavenly treat. On the right? Lucifer’s Laptoppetite’s abomination of chocolate and diabetes. I just can’t help myself sometimes.
But, you know, it’s frozen yogurt — super healthy, right??
Yeeeahhh… That’s what I tell myself as I’m standing in line at Crackberry, trying (unsucsesfully) to control my salivary glands...
Hot Soup and Grilled Sammies
Cooking with The Greek tonight… it’s fucking freezing outside so I’m going to attempt to warm things up from the inside out. And then maybe we’ll prepare some food.
Mee-yow.
Updates to come — I’ve had all kinds of crazy delicious meals in the past few days. Lots of napkins.
Pardon me, but what the f*ck?
Snow?! What frigid asshole woke up this morning and decided it was December? Oh, it’s already December 2nd? Well, in that case, by all means….
I mean, you guys know how much I love cocoa and equally cozy-inducing hot beverages. And you know how much I love surprises. But, good God, there’s a limit! When you go from runnin’ around in flip flops, drinking micheladas on a...